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User Number: 1216051
Date Created:2003-07-29
Number of Posts: 265

Chris is, well... Chris. No other description could possibly do him justice. He stood for God in the last election and was narrowly defeated; he also strenuously denies being a vampire.
Strengths: Can always find his way home no matter what state he's in. A knack for le mot juste. Is sex on legs (rtd).
Weaknesses: Intoxicating substances, garden ornaments, street signs, pretty girls.
Special Skills: Vile puns, ubersnark, black belt in CSS.
Weapons: Vile puns. Sarcasm that can strip paint at 100 yards.
Motto: "Ow. That doesn't happen in real life."

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"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.

Specialization is for insects."
— Robert A. Heinlein

Oh, and while I'm at it - yes, I post adult content. If you can't run with the big dogs, don't piss up the tall trees.

My Evil Empire.
gruntling people, sharpening ducks, wenching